TEXAS IS BURNING WITH ELVIS!

Well fiercer than a jalapeno in July, Texas has been seized by the King himself! It's like an old-timey rock and roll celebration with every town lookin' slicker than a greased Elvis Tribute Show Keller TX pig at the county fair. You can practically smell the BBQ ribs wafting in the air, y'all! Elvis fans have been swarmin' to Texas like it's Grace